How to eat a brick

some say it's a science
some say it's an art
but if you have to eat a brick
you better fucking start

all it takes is teeth of steel
a total inability to feel
any kind of pain or remorse
it's just a brick, man. Not a horse

you need to have the hunger
you need a little fire
right inside your belly
to digest what shall transpire

you eat a brick lick by lick
chomp the pieces, crunch the grit
swallow dust, choke your throat
a meal of brick won't let you bloat

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I've no idea why i wrote this. Took me about three hours to come up with this though.