My internetz are slow tonight
I do not know what's wrong
So I'm doing nothing much
Just listening to songs
Why are the internetz so slow?
Is it some virus or malware? oh no!
I remember last time I had this problem
Blue Screen of Death and madness
I wish my internetz were faster
I wish a data card was cheaper
I wish I had more power to download
All the songs in the world
But I am stuck here with a slow connection
Feeling embarrassed to even type its speed
Surfing in dead slow net is no fun
A dedicated broadband is what I need