I spit data bytes when I speak
Might be a geek, but I'm not meek
For, I shall inherit the earth
When the monkeys are done with it.
I'm downloading all day and all night
I'm somehow obsessed with being right
But, I do not care if I'm wrong
We all know we have heard this song
Cuz we have downloaded it before
I have not seen the sun in 23 days
I quite like lesbians, but I'm scared of gays
My skin is bleached clean of all things brown
I'm too lazy of coming and going around
God, give me a Segway
Most people think I'm joking when I saw I am a shitty poet. HA!