I almost got run over by a Brahma bull and nearly fell from my bike
Near a big old tree
Where old men with white beards and white kurtas
Sit reading newspapers and chat
About whose daughter in law is the hottest
About the girl who ran away with her boyfriend, for a week
And who is going around with the colony maid, this month.
They talk of some zero figure model
One says he wants to buy the iphone
I can even bring myself to say WTF
Who knows some of these oldies might have blogs?
Oldies talk the dirtiest things. It's even worse than college kids. Freaking Weird Oldies.