Wednesday, August 22, 2007

BURP OF THE MAD DRAGON!!

He is the mad dragon of Lao Tsu
He has eaten six planets now he's looking for you
If he doesn't find you i'm sure he won't rest
This the reality and this is not a test

It's like waking up from a dream and finding it true
Like a mathematic question paper is in front of you
No way you can cheat and you don't know shit
You are scared to bits and you can't go back to sleep

Yes yes yes, this is just like this
You will get eaten by the mad dragon's kiss
He will roast you first to 215 degrees
Nothing better than a human cooked above the knees

So tonight when you sleep keep just one eye closed
Tape the other up or staple it or don't sleep at all
The mad dragon is waiting in your dreams
With a maths question paper, just waiting for your screams.


He will eat you rolled in your answer sheets.

Then Burp!

3 comments:

  1. i like maths....;)
    n teach me how tosleep with one eye stapeled up:P

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  2. lao tsu ! LOLz :P
    http://www.chebucto.ns.ca/Philosophy/Taichi/lao.html

    Now i am scared

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  3. this blog is going wild....woah!
    dd

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